You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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