doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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