i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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