its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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