rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just forgot I was standing up.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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