butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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