what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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