We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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