oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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