She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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