apparently the secret to your success is patron
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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