i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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