I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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