butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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