Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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