This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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