I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think people are normalizing furries
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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