We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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