Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize