D3 body, D1 cock
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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