if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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