Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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