I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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