okay pat passed out under dana's car
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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