At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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