if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I cut my penus on the lid.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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