But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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