Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's blow job season.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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