She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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