And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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