We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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