fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
The Olympian is in my bed
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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