if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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