youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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