wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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