Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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