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dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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