We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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