I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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