I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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