that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Two words: nipple clamps
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