My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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