did you get engaged???
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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