but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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