i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
soo... how was my night?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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