Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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