Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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