I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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