so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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