I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
