Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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