The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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