Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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