He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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