I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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