this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
