She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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