I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
