i barfeds in our rink
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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