why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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